Bitchmobile 

Any Bitch's car

Bitch just turned the bus into a bitchmobile

Bitchmobile by shinjiboy May 28, 2009

Bitchmobile 

any car driven by someone who acts like a bitch, or the car isnt cool therefore making it a bitch

I guess we'll just have to take Chad's bitchmobile home

Bitchmobile by niqqa4lyfe February 20, 2011

Bitchmobile 

This is every normal girl's worst nightmare. The Bitchmobile an be found circling a park where lots of people go. They can be heard before they even turn the corner due to the shrieking and screeching laughter. Whenever they see a girl who is (shock, horror!)NOT wearing Prada or Chanel, they will immediatly slow down to about 10mph and make crude comments about the girl's clothing until they run out of stupid things to say and floor the car, just because they can. Whenever they see a girl who is in fact a lot prettier and wearing better clothes than them, they will all gawp out at her until they realise that their jaws have dropped, when they will rearrange their plastic little faces into dirty looks. When they see a hot boy, the car will be slowed and the occupants will flick their hair until they crash into a lamp post. When they see a boy that they will class as a dork, they will shout 'nerd' and scream with laughter at their one-dimensional wit. The bitchmobile is usually pink and convertable, and will have been bought by the main princess's daddy. Of course this is only temporary as the bitches have an exam tommorrow and all the time they were circling the park, they tod their parents they were studying. Hence the F and summer school. No more bitch-mobiling for the bitches! And lots more fun for the rest of us. Hooray!

Jas: Oh, no! I recognise that shrieking! IT'S THE BITCHMOBILE!

Tiffin: Wait, they just hit a lamp post. There's a jock behind us.

Jas: Haha! Rules!

Bitchmobile by Tiffin December 28, 2005

bitchgobblet

Similar in meaning to the word "nonsense" or "bullshit", the word bitchgobblet is used best when describing a event that in no way even BEGINS to make sense.

Quit talking all dat bitchgobblet hoe.

Did that retard just take all his clothes off to piss???? Man that's just bitchgobblet.....

bitchgobblet by The Jizzmopper July 20, 2016

bitchgoblet 

The same coffee cup that your female significant other uses every single morning.

Oh, God! I just broke Mary's bitchgoblet!

Hey, Tom. I just bought Cynthia a new mug. Maybe it'll be her new bitchgoblet.

bitchgoblet by Bored Bro September 16, 2016

Bachmobile 

Bachelor's pimp ride used to transport his posse and himself to their local hangout.

Me and my homies jumped in my bachmobile, aiming to pick-up some chicks at the local bar.

Bachmobile by TC MN July 14, 2010

Bottom Bitchgobblet 

The most important goblin in a horde selected by an Uruk-hai.

I wouldn't mess with Fuglyeyes. He's the bottom bitchgobblet.

Bottom Bitchgobblet by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021