Moronke 

Probably the most beautiful girl that anyone will have ever met in this world. She's sexy, cute, funny and absolutely amazing.

Guy 1: Moronke is so cool dude.
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: She once gave me a blowjob. I mean who does this? Who blows their friends nose for them?

Moronke by Draconemenz January 21, 2011

Moronsexual

Being attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.

Moronsexual by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020

Moronsexual

A sexuality where you like idiots and only dumbasses

I love her so much but her grades are bad I think I'm moronsexual

Moronsexual by YeetTheBeet November 6, 2019

moronese 

The common language spoken by a moron = (IQ 50-69)

George Bush: Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
Barry: What did he just say?
Sue: Don't worry he's just speaking moronese again

moronese by MJ Harris April 29, 2008

moroney 

A person who has an inadequate amount of money and then acts like a "moron" and spends it on a useless item. These items can range from a shirt too big or another unusable material possession.

Person 1: Oh man your did you hear about what Zach bought. A glass dart board.

Person 2: Wow what a moroney.

moroney by 1ComFr0mALandDownUnda November 13, 2017

morones 

Realy fucking cool

He's like morones

morones by hitman22 July 31, 2016

moonkey 

A moonkey is a monkey specialy bread on the dark side of the moon who has lazer beems and night vision. They can also fly and speak 13 diff languages including 4 diff types of english. They are telepathic

"like thats a totaly awsom MOONKEY u got there he just like choped that dutchmans head off with his lazer beem"

moonkey by anonomous August 28, 2003