plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

plant ham by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011

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Ham Planet

A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.

That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.

Ham Planet by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

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plant ham • pant hamster • The Hame Plane • plant • Plant City • Plant Gang • plant pot • plant the seed • plant a tree • plant-based

pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

pant hamster by BBD13 November 7, 2010

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The Hame Plane

An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.

Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"

The Hame Plane by Burger14 March 11, 2019

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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