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Scientician

An authoritative individual of questionable medical, scientific and/or scholastic merit.
Although Skin Failure is not a condition recognized by any "legitimate" medical association, many scienticians believe it to be a leading cause of death among the elderly.

scientitian 

Someone who uses scientific vocabulary to sound like a smart ass but is really a stupid retard
fams really said he knows the molecules of the number 5, definitely a scientitian
scientitian by Amelia Rideout September 12, 2022

scientitious 

something that is both based in science and superstition (superstitious)
ex: "oh, how very scientitious of you"

said in response to people doing things that sound scientific but are actually superstitious.

(painting a car yellow so it 'goes faster')

ex: can also be used to describe things such as Hollywood fake science babble (ex. Star Trek tech lingo, superhero power explanations etc.)
scientitious by TerraDea January 9, 2019

sciententional

Jenna was being very sciententional with her science experiment
sciententional by bigdaddy_04 January 3, 2023