Tentbag

A very tight vagina, like a tentbag you can never get what you want in it.

Me(legend)"Lois I Can Get My Fist In Your Tentbag"
Lois"OWWW"

Tentbag by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

Tentbag

A girl whos vagina is so tight, getting anything in there is a huge mission, usually requiring energy drinks and sweat bands

I bet shes like a tentbag, probably touches herself with a headphone jack

Tentbag by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

tentage 

the displacement of sheets or other bed clothes created by an erect penis; often associated with 'morning glory'.

You could tell he had just woken up by the size of his tentage

tentage by negroponti November 5, 2008

Textbag

Someone who thinks they send the best texts.
they are like a douchebag

"hey did you get my text?"
"It was amazing, wasn't it?"
-Fred
"Stupid Textbag!"
-other

Textbag by nothinbutahotmess July 28, 2010

tenbag 

a ten- pound deal of heroin/crack

have you got a tenbag for sale, mate?

tenbag by clarky November 5, 2003

Tenbag 

Ten pounds worth of alcohol, phrase often used by underage drinkers, originates from drug culture

Hey mate, can you go shops and get me a tenbags worth of alcohol please.

Tenbag by RossyBlackmore July 28, 2011