Pooptop Share definition Flag When you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously. Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.Person 2: So just pooptop.Person 1: Good idea! Pooptop by cheddarz October 21, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Pooptop mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch