sticky christy 

A short stroke while deep inside your partner, generally a woman. This stroke provides greater pleasure the woman than the man and helps couples with quick-man syndrome.

I felt I was getting too close, but she wasn't far away either, so I switched to the sticky christy. That helped us both get there that night.

sticky christy by Initials October 7, 2010

Christ on a stick 

frustrated exclamation, usually referring to one's own crappy luck

Awww, christ on a stick! my megabytes have been st0l3d again

Christ on a stick by Guns July 22, 2004

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick 

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick by scalz July 10, 2006

Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick) 

Exclamation of extreme aggravation.

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!

Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick) by JohnK May 22, 2005

Christ On A Pogo Stick 

Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)

See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick

Christ On A Pogo Stick by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 22, 2017

Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick 

A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.

Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.

The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.

(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)

Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."

Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick by Todd Jenkem July 28, 2011

Christ on a stick 

Referring to the event of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. He was nailed to a cross (standard Christian) or a stake (Jehovah's Witness).

Today's kids don't realize how friendly Jesus is because they've never seen Christ on a stick and they don't know how much he suffered.

Christ on a stick by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007