cobb 

Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.

Get over here and suck my cobb.

cobb by P'tainz October 7, 2010

cobb 

a noun, verb or adjective describing poor quality or workmanship, particularly in construction or the crafts.

Syn. n. hack artist

Syn. v. fuck up, goof, destroy

Syn. adj. shitty, crappy, lousy

The quality of that redwood deck is so cobb

cobb by Big Sam Horn January 2, 2011

cobb 

to beat the crap out of

Andrew cobbed tim for making fun of his girlfriend.

cobb by DONT GET COBBED May 12, 2009

cobb 

an individual that is very poorly dressed. one that has payed no attention to what he or she is wearing, while in the company of others that are properly dressed.

Did he know we were going to a nice place, he's dressed like a total cobb?

cobb by artheeisalwayswrong April 8, 2009

cobb 

To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.

Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.

cobb by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005

Cobb 

Someone annoying who you would rather just go away because they are lame.

Will you please tell that freakin' cobb to stop calling me?

Cobb by Joe February 20, 2005

Cobb 

Verb- To discretely grab the male genitalia out of nowhere

"Hey that girl is crazy, i was dancing with her and she tried to cobb me"

Cobb by cahill December 28, 2005