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Dogwife is what you get when a man marries his dog.
Teun has a dogwife.
Dogwife by ZenTauren September 26, 2019
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Dagniferous 

A word used to describe someone that means the world to you.
Morgan E. Godbee is dagniferous.🤷🏾 ♂️🤷🏾 ♂️🤷🏾 ♂️

dagniferous 

Someone who is the absolute best, better than marvelous
Morgan is dagniferous
A masculine-gendered person(typically male, but can also be nonbinary, genderfluid, bigender, etc.), usually old enough to be a parent, that serves as a tradwife figure as well as a father figure to a younger partner. Typically submissive and feminine-presenting. They like to be called "daddy", but also like to be called "wifey".

Very similar to boywives, but the parent/offspring dynamic is swapped. A sub-category of DILFs.
Did you see that guy in a maid dress? Dude was on a leash and everything. The twink holding the leash kept calling the guy "daddy". Must've been a dadwife.
Dadwife by vegetasama April 5, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026