vagifax 

A service or document wished to exist for knowing what has been in and out of a particular pussy.

Would also include proof of maintenance and good performance

I was thinking, when you start dating you should be able to get a report like when you buy a used car, you know like carfax!! I would call mine Vagifax® !!!!

vagifax by axelH September 15, 2010

VagFax 

The vaginal history of a woman. It covers how many partners she's had and how many STD'S. Similar to a carfax.

My girlfriend has been with alot of people, I'll have to run a VagFax before I sleep with her.

VagFax by Peesalot July 12, 2017

VagFax 

The vaginal history of how many partners and STD's a woman has had. And if it has been in any wrecks. Similar to CarFax.

I've heard my girlfriend has been with alot of guys. I'm gonna have to run a VagFax on her.

VagFax by Peesalot July 12, 2017

vagiface 

If you happen to experience the rare sighting of the ever so elusive perfectly shaped -albeit somewhat ginger- face beard of an Alaskan fisherman from Texas....my friends...that is the Vagiface.

VAJ.UH.FACE.

"It's ok I'm sure it's very appealing! It is most definitely better then my Vag of a face. Vagiface."

"Vagiface?"

"Yes. Vagiface for short."

"Vagiface. Yes. I aprove! Ill go add it to Urban Dictionary...post haste!"

vagiface by WhipperSnapper December 3, 2016

Vagfax 

The carfax of a vagina.

I asked the girl last night for her vagfax, but when she gave it to me, I was shocked to see multiple pregnancies and STDs.

Vagfax by Justin Daniel Hamilton December 24, 2009

Vagilax 

Verb: To relax your vagina after a rough set of activities including the following:

1. Hatefucking

2. A long day of work in the porn industry.

3. Brazilian

4. Labia augmentation

5. Camel toe

"I had a 5-way gang bang scene today. . . I seriously can't wait to go home and vagilax."

Vagilax by ToesTiny December 15, 2010

vagifart 

An abbreviated term for vaginal fart. Used by Steve Taylor to royally piss of Mumford.

Steve: Vagifart.

Mumford: Thats a demerit!

Steve: What? I can't say Vagifart?

Mumford: Thats another demerit!

Steve: So your gonna give me a demerit everytime I say Vagifart?

Mumford: Yes, and that's another demerit.

Steve: How many demerit slips do you have left?!

Mumford: Three.

Steve: VAGIFART!!! VAGIFART!!! VAGIFART!!!

vagifart by falcon4 is a douche October 21, 2004