horny Heffer 

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.

oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass

horny Heffer by sperma toadle August 21, 2010

Horn heifer 

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.

She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!

Horn heifer by unklebear February 25, 2021