Macintyre 

When in order to preserve in thrift and merriment, all the alcohol must be consumed.
Chaotic Neutral
Tradition from Scotland; When the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; "don't let those boos go to waste".

The bar is burning down! -macintyre!

Macintyre by Prof. Cheeseburger August 18, 2010

MacIntyre 

Is a term given to:
(1) an outsanding plug or tool who demonstrates time after time their pluggish qualities
(2) a weak person
(3) a man who cannot talk to women
(4) a person who cannot play hockey
(5) a person who claims to have had sex for over 76 minutes
(6) a person who does not consume alcohol

Hey did you hear what happened to Dan?

- No what happened?

Well apparently he pulled a macintyre! Didn't drink, hit on any women and went to sleep alone!

MacIntyre by Americas.Team December 20, 2010

MacIntyre 

A term used to describe:

1) Lifting heavy ass weight in the gym
2) Not a Cowboys fan
3) A boss in general
4) Pocalyuko mom's pimp

I pulled a MacIntyre in the gym today

- Wow you deadlifted 400 lbs?

Yea 8 times

MacIntyre by SteelersNation February 28, 2011

Fennett MacIntyre 

Fennett MacIntyre is a 17 year old from Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada. He has a PhD in Psychology and Parapsychology and went to Cape Breton University before being kicked out for a video he and his colleagues uploaded to YouTube claiming they saw a ghost. Fennett, Dr. Teo Spengler, and Dr. Neil Adams started their own company The Ultimate Ghostbusters and have saved the world on a few occasions since.

Talk to Fennett MacIntyre to be hired.

Fennett MacIntyre by FSC Fennett September 14, 2019

Rachael MacIntyre 

Rachael is a Yorkshire girl who loves organic chocolate milk, onion rings, dark chocolate, pretzels and Oreos.

Person- “I just walked past Rachael MacIntyre and she was eating Oreos”
Other person- “that’s one of her favourite snacks.”

Rachael MacIntyre by Yorkshire Rachael January 16, 2019

McIntyre Effect 

The McIntyre Effect is a condition that effects teens through young adults. It begins when an attractive person decides to talk to someone for the sole purpose of friendship. As the relationship continues, the friend of the attractive one starts to catch feelings which are unreciprocated. If they are reciprocated, then they don’t have this condition. Once the McIntyre Effect is taking place, aside from the friend being banished to the friendzone , one of two things happen. A) The friend gets their head on straight and is able to move on feelingwise from the attractive one and the friendship continues. Or B) The friend becomes hung up on them and the friendship inevitably ends. There are other possibilities, however the chance of the, occurring are little to none.

Aidan: “Yo I’ve been talking to Olivia for a while and I’m going to try to take it to the next level with her.”

Caleb: “Olivia is just a really friendly, fun, person and you’re misreading signs. The McIntyre Effect has taken hold. Your options are slim.”

McIntyre Effect by Palakazam January 9, 2019

Macintard 

A person who believes that Apple Inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that Apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.

John: Greg just lied to my face and told me that his new iPad had Flash support.

Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.

John: What a Macintard.

Macintard by McDBHS February 28, 2011