When a Glambert (Adam Lambert superfan) finds Mr. Adam Lambert to be extremely and utterly gorgeous, fantastic, and amazing. It is similar to an orgasm, except it is caused by Adam Lambert's sexiness.
"OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW NEVER CLOSE OUR EYES MUSIC VIDEO?! It gave me a glambertgasm"
For some Glamberts (fans of singer/actor Adam Lambert,) “Glambertism” is *almost* in a sense, a form of religion - it’s a way of being. Key components of Glambertism are following Adam’s example of spreading light and love, being kind, supporting charities, supporting the fight to end bullying, and being active allies of the LGBTQIA community to name a few. We love and support each other and we support Adam Lambert in everything he does. We worship the ground Adam walks on. January 29th (Adam’s birthday) is our high holiday.
“Oh man, I hope my boss will understand that I need January 29th off so that I may practice my religion of Glambertism!”
“OMG she would be A LOT less mean and petty if she practised Glambertism”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.