Banana Pants 

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.

A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!

Banana Pants by unsped May 30, 2006

Banana Pants 

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.

Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.

Banana Pants by Stevie Y January 8, 2005

Banana Pants 

A tender epithet used to express one's adoration for someone they are involved with romantically (typically male).

Boy: "Hello, dear!"
Girl: "Oh, hello, Banana Pants! I've missed you!"

*embrace*

Banana Pants by catz4lyfe August 1, 2010

Banana Pants 

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.

When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.

Banana Pants by cspvln January 3, 2017

Banana-pants

Awesome, extremely cool, sexy, rad

That setup is banana-pants!!! I wish I had one just like that.

Banana-pants by Barry blaaaaaaaaaaack April 22, 2015

Banana Pants Season 

Begins on December 4th where its time to put on your best banana themed clothes in hopes of curing your loneliness

Bro are you excited for banana pants season? We can finally go commando with out bananas hanging low.

Banana Pants Season by D@veW@ll@ce December 1, 2022

Fuzzy Banana Pants 

A pair of outlandish yellow pants, usually worn by pimps or people f that nature. The pants themselves are occasionally smooth but they are generally made of a shag carpet like material. They are commonly mistaken for Hammer pants because of the similar cut.

Damn, that gangsta has some fiiiine fuzzy banana pants.

Fuzzy Banana Pants by Banana V. Pants June 16, 2008