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Cumsequence 

The result of unprotected sex. I.e. an unplanned pregnancy or an sti
Man I didn't know you had a kid
Yeah he's the cumsequence of a one night stand
Cumsequence by Rt. Hon. Barry December 6, 2009

Cumsequence 

Typically used when a man has an orgasm due to stimulation by a partner.
Sam: Mary jerked me off so fast that I came on her face.

Edna: Well, she paid the cumsequence.
Cumsequence by Godddoghot April 9, 2019

Cumsequence 

1. The Result after having sex.
2. Insertion of penis into vagina.
3. No protection

~Related to baby, sperm, cum, condom.
1. This is the cumsequence.
i) A cumsequence.
Cumsequence by srm February 16, 2004

Cosmic Consequences 

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.
When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

Consequences will never be the same 

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.
Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

un-forseen consequences 

a chapter in the hit game half-life, and also a quote from the gman
Gman:"Prepare for un-forseen consequences"
un-forseen consequences by papzorz November 24, 2007