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Fuckspeak

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American English dialect in which the word fuck is employed frequently, forcefully and creatively. Practitioners of this style pride themselves on being able to use variations of "fuck" as a noun (either proper and common), a verb, an adjective, or an adverb. The gold standard of Fuckspeak is to be able to use variations of the word as the subject, predicate and object in the same sentence.

The origins of Fuckspeak are uncertain. Anthropologists contend that the frequency with which Fuckspeak is used in conjunction with a Northern New Jersey accent indicates that Fuckspeak originated in or around the Newark, NJ metropolitan area with a native tribe called the Fuckowies. Linguists contend that the frequent use of Fuckspeak as an instrument of verbal aggression strongly suggests that it originated in the Bronx among New York Yankees Fans, as a way of denigrating other baseball teams, particularly the Mets, Dodgers, and especially the Red Sox.

Fuckspeak is often heard in movies and television shows set in the Northern New Jersey and Greater New York City metropolitan areas. Screen writers and directors employ Fuckspeak to give their productions a air of realism and local color. Productions notable for their use of Fuckspeak include almost every movie made by Martin Scorcese, the HBO series The Sopranos, and almost any movie starring Joe Pesci or Danny DeVito.
This is Fuckspeak isfucking crazy! Who the fuck planned this goat fuck? Fucking A!!Hey, Fuckhead! Are you fucking listening to me, or are you fucking deaf? What the fuck?? Go fuck yourself, you little fuck! Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
by Peter Angelos July 7, 2010
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hillbilly fucksweat

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When a man of poor breeding, nonexistent hygiene, and inadequate social skills sweats through his 2nd hand clothes or NASCAR related garments then rings it out in public for all to witness in horror.
Location Brickyard 500: Dear god man do you see that Mongoloid ring out his hillbilly fucksweat in the grandstand!!
by Muffy Strong July 27, 2012
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Duckspeak

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Newspeak for speaking like a duck's quacking. When used for a friend, the conotations are positive: he belts his wisdom out without hesitation. Against an enemy, it means he speaks incoherently and without thought. This doublespeak is common in newspeak.
That comrade is a fine duckspeaker. The other one, however, tells nothing but duckspeak.
by Jeremy Meerkreebs December 15, 2003
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fuckspank

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Kevin: "The landlord sent a letter, he wants to inspect the place on Tuesday"

Andy: "What a fuckspank is he".
by Phil73 April 11, 2008
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fuckspawn

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Derogatory term used to describe ugly or unintelligent children.
Jane's got me babysitting the fuckspawn tomorrow.
by G. Weller March 21, 2011
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Fuckstreak

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1. (n.) Fucking multiple partners in a row.

2. (n.) A streak of cum left on the sheets, car, table (or any other surface) after fucking.

3. (n.) A stupid person.
1. "Dood did you hear about Tom? He went on a total fuckstreak last week and banged 13 chicks."

2. "I can tell my roommate fucked on my couch; she left a fuckstreak."

3. "Why are you such a fuckstreak?? Get your shit together!"
by Jackass 3 April 22, 2011
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1. n., Space available for purposes of fucking.

2. n., Location where fucking frequently occurs, a favourite location for fucking, or abode set up for purposes of fucking.

3. n., A term for a fuck buddy, usually female, a person used for sexual intercourse in exclusion to other forms of social intercourse.

4. n., Used as a disparaging term for a worthless, unsuccessful or socially inept person. See: fucktard, fuckwad, asswipe, retard, loser.

Sometimes incorrectly used as synonym for the internet.
1. The toolshed was cramped but offered enough fuckspace for an upright tryst.

2. We stuffed hay in some pillow cases, the roof was leaky and it smelled of horse, but it was our love shack, our very own little fuckspace.

3. What a sweet fuckspace my Alicia is! She's stacked to the rafters.

4. That fuckspace Andy is in the hoosegow again for dealing horse.
by idunnit October 28, 2004
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