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Average Drone 

The Average Business Man/Woman, that carries out the same activity every day for their entire lives. They appear to have robot-like charictoristics.

They are seen to clog the roads during rush hour in their almost identical boring saloon cars, mainly black 2 litre audi's, and seem to look exactly the same as eachother in their suits, with an expressionless, mainly shaven face, who show no sign of human life between waking up at 6:30 and arriving home at 7:00.

They generally lead a boring and repetative life, end up divorcing and growing old without acheiving much in life.
Person1: "Hey! look at all those audi's clogging the motoways, they seem to all be following the same pattern"
Person2: "Is it me, or do they all look like Mr Smith from the matrix"
Person1: "They're all like robots!

*looks closer*
"Ahh they're just Average Drone's, clogging up the motorway"
Person2: "who's idea was it to set off in rush hour!?..."
Average Drone by adtrsean May 17, 2010
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026