Police Officer: Young
lady, what does "MMFWCL" stand for?
Juvenile: Um... "Much Mother-Fucking Wicked Clown Love"... sir...
Police Officer: Are you aware that by
writing that on public property you have committed malicious mischief in the 3rd degree and could be elligible for an additional
charge of retardation in the 1st degree?
Juvenile: No sir...
Police Officer: Retard, you have the right to remain silent...