1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
Tateness Is Greatness... Something containing the element of Tate Mayfairs about it.
Tate Mayfairs himself is Greatness in the flesh; well known as The Greatest Professional Wrestler To Ever Walk Planet Earth... something containing an element of Tate Mayfairs about it is Tateness and of course Tateness Is Greatness
"I must confess; Tateness Is infact Greatness" "Some people train their whole lives and never achieve Tateness, others are born into it" "I saw Tate Mayfairs knock a guy out whilst completing a rubix cube blindfolded - absolute Tateness"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"