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Fucknormous 

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.
V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?
Fucknormous by Funny Moms August 8, 2016

fuckenomenal 

A state of such exceptional being / experience that it is fucking phenomenal.

Beyond phenomenal - expressed for a mature audience, often relating to a sexual act.

Used to express a good "holy fucking shit" experience.
We only had 63 minutes, but it was fuckenomenal!
fuckenomenal by Major Tony Nelson November 27, 2013

Fucknoodle 

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.
Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.
Fucknoodle by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

Fuckenomics 

Fuckenomics is a social science that focuses on the production, distribution, and consumption of pussy and dick, and analyzes the choices that individual men and women make to allocate sexual resources.
"Basil, you need to think about the principals of Fuckenomics! you are operating below your pussy possibility frontier!"

fuckenomics 

Working under the basis that each individual has a set amount of fucks to give in life, as they grow older they realize they must be careful and budget their fucks. Similar to our Monetary systems, fucks may be given out and earned. If not careful one may run out of fucks to give at some point in their life.
Fuckenomics- the amount of fucks one may give or earn based on life experiences.
"at the ripe age of 65 Gerald realized that he was slowly running out of fucks to give, he began to budget his fucks to ensure they were their for his Grandchildren and events that he may care about in later dates.
fuckenomics by InThisDarkHour March 7, 2016

Fucknominal

When something is so frikkin awesome it could only be described as two words in one, fucking phenomenal.
Boy: "So how did you like that dessert?"

Pat: "Holy Christ. That chocolate ganachè was fucknominal."
Fucknominal by Draconious February 3, 2017