grypog

Guys 87 + years, who keep big sausages in their pants to make their penis look huge.

That old guy has a sausage in his pants, what a grypog.

grypog by dean christinee April 10, 2010

Grypochondriac

A person who can't help but find something wrong with every person, place or thing, and can't stop talking about it.

Guy #1: "While my buddy and his girlfriend were on vacation last December, he actually got the OK from her to hook up with three chicks that looked like they were from the Swedish Bikini Team."
Guy #2: "Oh man, I bet he brags about that all the time."
Guy #1: "Nope, all he's done ever since is gripe that there wasn't a brunette in the bunch. Nothing makes that guy happy. What a grypochondriac."

Grypochondriac by Compy DiCompo. March 1, 2014

Grypod 

The gangster version of Arthrogryposis.

Dean is the coolest grypod I know!

Grypod by Cripzilla November 23, 2009

grypo 

(n.) -- a grammar mistake in a print newspaper or magazine or online publication

"I'm used to all the typos in the newspapers these days, but what
really irritates me is when I see a major grypo that neither the
editors nor the proofreaders caught! Whatever happened to correct grammar usage?"

overheard at a watercooler in a newspaper newsroom in Boston, January 23, 2011

grypo by PRwiz101 May 20, 2011