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Shit Boner 

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The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010
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Shit boner 

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When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all
I was having a GIANT shit boner last night
Shit boner by Yeetkids November 5, 2018
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Shit Boner 

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Gay guys erection.
"When Ryan bent over, Josh got a shit boner"
Shit Boner by shitloving July 6, 2020
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shit your boner 

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a euphemism for premature ejacluation that is used when someone fucks up
I can't believe you passed out so early, you totally shit your boner.
shit your boner by thrillhouse82 August 7, 2011
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Gay boner dumb shit b17 

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It shows that brandon has boner on boys which have autism and he sucks there juicy ass dick. It can also mean that Brandon is a lesbo. MADE BY OAKWOOD ACADEMY
"Brandon you are so wierd"! You have Gay boner dumb shit b17 on autistic boys

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

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