Gifford 

A person who possesses a great amount of courage.

# Frank Gifford, American athlete and sports commentator
# Hugh de Giffard, 12th century Scottish baron
# Josh Gifford, English Jockey
# Png Gifford,President
# Kathie Lee Gifford, television host and singer; wife of Frank Gifford
# Maurice Gifford, son of 2nd Baron Gifford, British Army Officer
# Png Gifford,President

That's Gifford of you to rescue the cat from the tree!

I did an act of Gifford today.

Gifford by HappyFeet3573 March 22, 2009

gifford 

A gifford is a spineless human being that spends most of its free time watching YouTube videos about subjects or issues that enrage it, and thinks that because it leaves concurring comments in the comments section it's part of the solution. It has absolutely no plans to actually do anything about it in real life. Alas, leaving comments on YouTube videos is a far as the gifford's activism should go. A gifford usually has no idea that it is in fact a gifford, and will become very agitated should it be called out about being a gifford. This very rarely happens, though, since a gifford only feels brave when it's alone with no witnesses to its YouTube history, and the chances of it actually saying something outloud and exposing itself in a fluid real life situation are miniscule.

The YouTube comments section is full of giffords. Total giffords. Super giffords, if you will.

gifford by AliceInUtero February 14, 2021

Gifford 

One whose personal qualities are deficient or inadequate, if you will - a word used to describe something or someone that is really bad or just generally shit. Wholly disappointing.

"hello mate, how was the event you attended last night"
"it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances'

"Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?"
"As a matter of fact I did"
"what did you make of him?"
"Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD"

"What did you get for Christmas buddy?"
"A pet Corn Snake"
"Brill, are you pleased with it?"
"No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD"

"How was your school report?"
"A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"

Gifford by CornSnake December 31, 2011

Gifford 

An optimist. Someone who perseveres through hard times and is able to find positivity.

Yo, dude! Jimmy totally pulled a Gifford. He's able to find a ray of sunshine in every shitty situation!

Gifford by Craig Difford December 2, 2016

Gifford 

A person who manually masterbates dogs

Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?"
Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"

Gifford by stewartlubbock November 10, 2011

Gifford 

When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.

I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.

Gifford by BR549 alpha bravo December 12, 2010

Gifford 

A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack

look at that Cornebys Gifford

Gifford by michellerider1 April 1, 2010