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Subject-To-A-Better-Offer. A non-committal, pragmatic approach to one’s social-life, work-life and life in general with the often-unfortunate consequence of belittling the party with the inferior offer.
Friend 1: What time are you coming to my 21st?
Friend 2: I've got a couple of things in the works but, if they don't work out, I figure I'll arrive around 11.

Friend 1: It's my 21st and you're giving me STABO?!?
Friend 2: A man's got to keep his options open.
Friend 1: You're an arsehole. I don't want you there anyway.
Friend 2: You're such a Gen-Y douche!
Friend 1: You are!
STABO by pab_lo March 26, 2010
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You mess with crabo, you get the stabo 

If you mess with someone too much, it will assault you with a deadly weapon.
Don't you mess with crabo, you get the stabo
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Fiscal Sabotage 

The use of Fiscal means to sabotage or undermine Government programs by cutting revenue through the means of Tax Cuts for the Wealthy. Doing so creates a deficit which to some political movements believe can only be fixed by cutting funding to Government Programs that don't approve of.

The use of Fiscal Sabotage can create a Strategic Deficit for those who don't approve of government programs that help the poor
The House of Representatives used Fiscal Sabotage to create a deficit that they believe could only be filled by cutting Social Programs
When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis
Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner
Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011

saboturd 

A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.
"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."
saboturd by br0d January 17, 2005

satboi.4 

The best man on all of instagram very very funny.
Wooahh that dude is such a satboi.4
satboi.4 by Cid lan April 18, 2021

No sabo kid 

Has a Spanish speaking parent(s) but never uses the right word in Spanish or just straight up doesn’t know the right word when explaining something.
For example ,Alejandra tries to explain to her dad she’s embarrassed. Alejandra says “Papa estoy embarazado.” Papa says “Que dices cabrona, estas embarazada.” Alejandra responds “NO come se dices , esque no sabo.” -No sabo kid
No sabo kid by Castrobaby August 6, 2021