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Subject-To-A-Better-Offer. A non-committal, pragmatic approach to one’s social-life, work-life and life in general with the often-unfortunate consequence of belittling the party with the inferior offer.
Friend 1: What time are you coming to my 21st?
Friend 2: I've got a couple of things in the works but, if they don't work out, I figure I'll arrive around 11.

Friend 1: It's my 21st and you're giving me STABO?!?
Friend 2: A man's got to keep his options open.
Friend 1: You're an arsehole. I don't want you there anyway.
Friend 2: You're such a Gen-Y douche!
Friend 1: You are!
STABO by pab_lo March 26, 2010
Words you can keep

You mess with crabo, you get the stabo 

If you mess with someone too much, it will assault you with a deadly weapon.
Don't you mess with crabo, you get the stabo
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Fiscal Sabotage 

The use of Fiscal means to sabotage or undermine Government programs by cutting revenue through the means of Tax Cuts for the Wealthy. Doing so creates a deficit which to some political movements believe can only be fixed by cutting funding to Government Programs that don't approve of.

The use of Fiscal Sabotage can create a Strategic Deficit for those who don't approve of government programs that help the poor
The House of Representatives used Fiscal Sabotage to create a deficit that they believe could only be filled by cutting Social Programs
When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis
Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner
Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011

saboturd 

A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.
"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."
saboturd by br0d January 17, 2005

satboi.4 

The best man on all of instagram very very funny.
Wooahh that dude is such a satboi.4
satboi.4 by Cid lan April 18, 2021

No sabo kid 

Has a Spanish speaking parent(s) but never uses the right word in Spanish or just straight up doesn’t know the right word when explaining something.
For example ,Alejandra tries to explain to her dad she’s embarrassed. Alejandra says “Papa estoy embarazado.” Papa says “Que dices cabrona, estas embarazada.” Alejandra responds “NO come se dices , esque no sabo.” -No sabo kid
No sabo kid by Castrobaby August 6, 2021
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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