noseblast

The unfortunate event that occurs when comsuming a beverage (milk, usually) and due to a joke or other funny event, the act of trying to supress the mirth results in the liquid spraying out of your nose.

I was watching Jim walk down the street and while I took a sip of milk, he fell down the steps, causing me to have a noseblast!

by G-Man January 31, 2004

Alabama nosebuster

When you cum in a girls nose and it come out her mouth and she swallows it again

Stacy looks hot I want to do a Alabama nosebuster to get

by Tht white chick March 9, 2017

Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.

Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex

by Mikey August 15, 2004

nosebluntsmoker

Fuckin' coolest fuck you've ever fuckin' seen.

nosebluntsmoker: DOIE!111

by ... guess? July 31, 2003

nosetrastic

a person with either ugly or perfect nose. or possibly a pill snorter.Or an oodly shaped nose.or weird buggers.

the way you snort that cocain is very nosetrastic

by Jeff&Emily April 1, 2008

Nosebating

To continuously press together on the frontal sinus, (part of nose) whilst having a blocked up nose. It tends to give a feeling of relaxation and ends in nose-ejaculation.

Also known as:

Nose w*nking

Sinus pleasure

'Sh*t mate, where did you go'

'Sorry lad, just went for a cheeky nose bate, was brilliant!'
'Sorry I'm late, had to go nosebating'

by Thebuildingfallingdown April 21, 2014

Noseblanket

a slang term for a tissue.

"Yo, pass me a noseblanket"

by artificialalienguts May 26, 2017