Dutch Brunch

When you eat breakfast at a diner at 11:30, then when the clock strikes 12, you ask for a menu and order lunch. Only the realm of true professionals.

Me and my man ran a marathon, and then ate a Dutch Brunch. Except we didn't run a marathon.

Dutch Brunch by amannamedabadname March 14, 2010

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Dunch Brunch

When a male is surrounded by women.

"Charlie's lucky he's in nursing. It's a fucking dunch brunch in those classes."

Dunch Brunch by biznitches III April 13, 2010

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Dutch Brunch • Dunch Brunch • Dutch • Dutch oven • Dutch Rudder • Dutch Windmill • Dutch treat • Dutch uncle • dutch boy • Dutch Breakfast

dutchbrunch

The act of engaging in the recreational or medicinal act of enjoying cannabis or cannabis products halfway between the morning and afternoon. sometimes substituted for a wake and bake or an early 4:20 celebration with the company of one or more colleagues.

I dont have to be at work until 1 oclock.. its only 11a.m , care to partake in a dutchbrunch
cannabis wakeandbake 420 loud smokeweedeverydaystoners

dutchbrunch by TheOfficialSmokey September 23, 2013

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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