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Muskaqueer

The dankest gayest weirdest friend group in the world being a muskaqueer is the gayest thing about you you little fruit roll up
holy fuck its the muskaqueers omfg the gay is blinding me
Muskaqueer by BOOST3D January 6, 2022

muskateering 

Me and the boys headed off to go muskateering.
muskateering by Dilan Martin May 24, 2004

muskateering 

In some parts of the world, it means taking a group poop... However, in cooler places, it means going out as a group of 3 or 4 males and attracting several females (hopefully 2 to 3 times the number of men) and slaying them with "swords" over the course of a weekend - while only answering to the names Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. There is also a point system for what you do with the females, and the winner is the strongest muskateer for that specific period of time.
Come on fellow boys, let us all go muskateering this weekend - all for one and one for all!
Sleazy sort of girl (usu. blonde, natural or otherwise) who believes the Ford Mustang is the ultimate status symbol. It's typically painted an eye blistering shade of yellow and features something leopard- or zebra-printed somewhere in the interior.
Maybe that Muskank could get the muffler fixed instead of springing for those stupid spinning rims.
Muskank by Sekimori August 5, 2004

Miskanken Identity 

When a girl is falsely accused of being a skank; a case of mistaken identity
Herbert: Dude, did you hear that Mary gave a snowblower to that guy at the party last night?

Daniel: No man, that wasn't Mary... it's a case of miskanken identity
Miskanken Identity by DROCK101 January 24, 2009

Three muskateers 

When a Woman has sex Oraly,Analy,And Vaginaly at the same time(keep in mind this requires three men). This is a bad idea because it May cause suffocation and or Vaginal,Oral or Anal bleeding.But if you enjoy killing Hookers good luck.
Steve: Hey guys gues what!
Jack&Dilon: WHAT!
Steve: I found this Crazy Chick who will let us do three Muskateers on her for only 20$
Dilon: Damn son that motherfucker is Crazy
Three muskateers by Chanse G055 March 26, 2010