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Laptop Poop 

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
Laptop Poop by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011
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laptop poop 

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.
Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao
laptop poop by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010

Laptopoop 

When you bring your laptop in to the bathroom with you.
The great thing about wireless networks is that I can write definitions on urbandictionary.com while taking a laptopoop.
Laptopoop by Queso74 October 23, 2009

Laptopoop 

When your laptop is so crappy, it's literally a piece of shit
When you are on the loo and you are using your laptop
Urgh ffs, I hate my laptopoop
I need to buy laptop because my current laptopoop is so annoying
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026