The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".

Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!

Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

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lolcome

Used to acknowledge somebody's gratitude to you for something you felt obligated to do, but were not pleased about. "You're welcome, lol..."

"You'll come bail me out? Thanks man."
"You're lolcome."

lolcome by Twizzard May 31, 2018

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lotsome

An amount of anything around 3 to 5.

1 = single
2 = a couple
3 to 5 = lotsome
6 = half a dozen

Example 1
"There really are lotsome mistakes but it still looks perfect in a glance!"

Example 2
Joey: How many boxes left at your apartment?
Kimm: Lotsome.

lotsome by Joey Reading-Tristan March 17, 2008

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Lowsome

The opposite of Awesome.

"Why are you this Lowsome, when you can be Awesome!

Lowsome by nomZ! March 19, 2010

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