TableFuck 

Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.

Examples

Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?

Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"

TableFuck by King of illy December 11, 2009

Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.

UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!

Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

telefuck 

Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure while a partner does the same over video chat.

Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.

telefuck by Dan Sanderson November 18, 2007

Telefucking 

Phone sex

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!

Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

Tabarfuck

A french swear often used by franco-ontariens with parents of both french and english backgrounds.

A cross between "tabarnack" and "fuck"

Je t'ai dit de ne pas faire ça tabarfuck!

Tabarfuck! Jme suit écrasé le doigt!

Tabarfuck by yeeya November 30, 2011

Taberfuckingnac

Used by real anglo/franco Canadians (mostly in Montreal but believed to hail from Quebec City anglos). Same as taberfuck but much better....
This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...

Bob: Heille Roger, weren't you supposed to meet Linda at Club Super-sexe for lunch?

Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!

Taberfuckingnac by Quebosh November 11, 2006

Taberfuck 

When something goes extremely wrong. A combination of both Canadian official languages (English and French) with the two best curse words Canadians can use (Tabernac and Fuck). It can be used to describe a regrettable situation, a person, or when the opposing hockey team scores.

a) "Taberfuck!" cursed Sully after being shot down at the club again OR "What a taberfucked night!"
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled

Taberfuck by Whiskeyjack August 20, 2010