Theaker 

A big goofball (commonly referred to as a goober) that is in charge of a peanut gallery.

Dude, my boss acted like at Theaker in that last meeting.

Theaker by Peter Waite January 9, 2004

theaker 

theaker (noun): one who theaks

That Tom guy would be OK if he weren't such a Theaker

theaker by anonymous January 12, 2004

theaker 

theak (verb): to act as a goof; to demonstrate unworthiness as a human being

Dude, if you don't stop theaking, we're going to have to ask you to sit in a corner

theaker by anonymous January 12, 2004

Theaker 

A couch potato

Gosh, my brother is being such a lazy theaker, lying on the sofa for the past 4 hours!!

Theaker by Oreo55 October 30, 2019

Chicken Theaker

A mysterious south african child molester who prays on certain asians. She loves to give a good detention and shout at specific people.

Mrs theaker has once again claimed the young victim asian. Shes gonna feed him some chicken theaker

Chicken Theaker by Mr Moss’ underground lair July 3, 2018

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

scissors theater by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020

Gas Station Tweakers 

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" yet, gets the wrong kind of "High".

Damn, niggas tweakin after they smoked that Gas Station Weed, they some Gas Station Tweakers!!!

Gas Station Tweakers by Ghetto Smosh August 29, 2022