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Castanza 

The act of leaving something at a given location to create an excuse to return, often in pursuit of a romantic relationship. Can be used as a non or a verb.
I'm going to castanza her by leaving my hoodie at her house.

You left your charger in his bedroom? Nice castanza!
Castanza by pjoles December 27, 2023

George Castanza 

An overstuffed wallet, usually filled with useless expired cards, old receipts and or cash.
Jerry: Dude your sitting on a slant
Kramer: let me move my wallet
Jerry: Whoa! Thats a George Castanza
George Castanza by CrooKeD08 August 3, 2008

George Castanza 

noun: a character from Seinfeld

verb: to regain a position by acting as if the end of it never happened
george castanza goes back to work as if he did not quit, thus regaining his job
George Castanza by yoyoyoo June 23, 2007

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

Chrissy Costanza 

Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.

- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
example. Oh my GOD! I want to see Chrissy Costanza D:

Costanza'd 

When a comment on a Facebook, Reddit or any thread get's more like than the Original Post in which the comment thread stems
I love'd Pete's Post but did you see when Chris Costanza'd him with that Arthur Meme?
Costanza'd by completeandtotalliar November 3, 2016