Mucket 

A relatively large, yellowish brown freshwater unionid commonly found throughout the midwestern United States. This bivalve can be identified by its heavy shell, shallow depth of beak cavity, large pseudocardinal teeth and oblong shape. Young show distinct green rays radiating from the beak. While commonly defined as mussels, many leading malacologists identify muckets as unionids seperate from mussels. A distinguishing difference is that they lack the byssal threads used by many bivalves, including mussels, to hold themselves to rocks and other fixed structures. Several other species, such as the Pink Mucket, utilize the common name but are of a different subfamily.

P. Mollusca
C. Bivalvia
O. Unionoida
F. Unionidae
G-Sp. Actinonaias ligamentia

After our trip to Grand River, we had buckets and buckets of muckets.

Mucket by Just sayin August 18, 2009

mucket 

female pubic wig

My grandma wears a mucket to cover up that nasty bald spot

mucket by Mars November 9, 2003

Mucket 

A fir lined cover for a bald pussy

as she slowly removed her Mucket to expose her bald pussy i became more excited.

Mucket by j r lang January 13, 2008

Mucket 

Slang term for a "merkin" which is defined as false hair for the female pudenda, or a pubic wig. Dating back to the 1450s where prostitutes would shave their pubes to avoid pubic crabs.

The mucket is now obsolete because females prefer the shaved, pre-pubescent look.

Mucket by Kirby Muckett February 27, 2011

mucket 

A cunt which has been shaved in the past, now sporting a 5 o'clock shadow.

Yo' mama needs to get a sharper razor. Last night she had a damn mucket!

mucket by Canuk Master E January 1, 2004

Mucket 

A term used to describe a very filthy trailer. The kind that smell like B.O., piss and manure and the furnature is sticky.

Bill: Miss Davis wants me to help her set up her new TV
Steve: Eww, I wouldn't step foot in that mucket!

Mucket by Immortal-Jake November 27, 2009

Mucket 

Welsh slang for an unknown body part that you may hurt if you do something too strenuous. Common in Swansea, Wales and surrounding area.

Don’t lift that by yourself or you’ll strain your mucket.

Mucket by Milly Woods September 20, 2020