turfer

Not a well known definition, but a turfer is an ugly girl.

Turfer
n.

1. An ugly girl, used as a sort of a polite slang way of desribing an ugly bitch.
turf, turfer, turf crowd(a bunch of ugly bitches)

2. A guy who goes around looking for girls to fuck.
to turf around, turfing, turfer

1. (first guy) Yo i heard my man gonna bring some fine ass bitches up to the party! (second guy) You fuckin stupid nigga, i seem them - they all turfers.

Ahh man, shes a turfer.

2. Look at that guy over there, what a fucking turfer!

turfer by T Rob December 28, 2005

turfer

A conspiracy theorist who believes that the recent town hall meetings and Tea Party protests from conservatives and libertarians are part of a grand scheme of the Republican Party to defame President Obama and health care reform.

Look at Nancy Pelosi bitching on TV with her tin foil hat about the Tea Parties; what a turfer!

turfer by SonOfLiberty76 September 1, 2009

turfer

A person who surfs and wears surf clothes but also wears townieish/chavish clothing.

e.g. Billabong jumper, trucker cap, over tight jeans and fluroscent white skate shoes

turfer by Lizzie May 13, 2005

Home Turfer 

When you defecate at home by choice.

Worker: "Jesus- your farts fucking stink! Finish that off in the can, will ya?!"

Co-Worker: "No way- I'm gonna ride this out until I get home and drop a glorious home turfer."

Home Turfer by FineCharlie July 18, 2019

Alex turner 

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.

Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois

Alex turner by Themightycooch August 28, 2019

Alex Turner 

A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?

ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on...
That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.

Alex Turner by piggyboo June 26, 2018

Alex Turner 

the sexiest man alive who could deff hit it for free

my bsf: Hey did you know that Alex Turner is 34 already?
me: well he's a top tier daddy

Alex Turner by Kore<3 October 18, 2020