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Mr Blobby 

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!
WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!
Mr Blobby by Loren P September 20, 2013

Blobby Law 

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin
"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."
Blobby Law by gib_ September 21, 2021

The Blobby Killers

A band created by two soldiers from the Alabama Army National Guard while serving in Afghanistan. They are known for writing songs making fun of fellow soldiers who do something only a freakin' moron would do. Known FOB wide for their first hit BWS or Black Water Soldier, they have also written hits such as Sergeant of the Week, Have it Your Way, and Kyle's Song.
The Blobby Killers are the most awesome band ever!- Miller
The Blobby Killers by entrthedragn September 11, 2009
You are so bloby
bloby by Tickeles November 2, 2017
Bloozy:

Something that is disappointing; to be disappointed by someone or something.
John - "I will be on tonight at around 7"
Billy - "Sounds good"

*Billy waits till 9*

John - "I'm sorry I am late"
Billy - "Wow, you would bloozy me"
Bloozy by PaTriccK March 11, 2009

Blobby bobby 

He is bootiful
Blobby Bobby The most wise and bootiful

foox.
Blobby bobby by Cugkgchxu January 4, 2019