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Clamhamper 

A Clamhamper is a woman that doesn't let her female friends score with guys by blocking her friend's game.

Essentially this is the female version of "Cockblocker"
1. "I was at the club and Lizzy was being a real clamhamper with this cute guy I was talking to. I ended up leaving alone."

"Damn, that really sucks!"

2. "Dude I so was talking to this girl but when it came time to leave her big fat friend came over and grabbed her hand and dragged her away."

"What a clamhamper"
Clamhamper by LosDogTJBat February 3, 2010
Related Words

clambaker 

well the real meaning is one who bakes clams on a beach, but as I was searching for another word for Fag, this word came up under my search box, so therefore, rather than saying "Hey take your fucking hands off me you fag" you can simply say "hey take your fucking hands off me clambaker"

So therefore, Clambaker means one who is homosexual or just a fucking loser/turd/jackass/cunt/cock and so on.
"Wow Ivin O'brien from the Watertown High School, in Watertown, MA, 02472 is such a fucking clambaker.
clambaker by Mourn April 17, 2005

clamhammer 

A violent blow delivered to the vagina.
Tracey: "Karen attacked me, so I gave her a good old fashioned clamhammer!"
Stacey: "Nice!"
clamhammer by turbogeek421 March 13, 2024

Clamhawk 

A dude that chases skirt with the best of em. The only thing on this guys mind is hunting for tail and his only objective is quantity, not quality. He will forego his normal obligations and responsibilities just for an opportunity to pump his numbers. If you need to find him check your local patio bar during sundress season
“Hey man did you see the slam pig that Joe took home last night?”
“Oh yeah dude, he’s a total clamhawk”
Clamhawk by Badger985 April 29, 2025
Slang term used in New England meaning "The biggest LOSER ever."

CLAM DIGGER CAN ALSO BE USED TO MEAN THE SAME THING- BUT IF YOU ARE A CLAM DIGGER YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE BAKER!
This is old slang that started in the 1950's. In the 1950's in New England, it meant that you were the person who was on your knees digging for your dinner. (Which meant that you were low class)
The new generation changed the meaning a bit to say that YOU WERE SUCH A LOSER- WORTHLESS SCUM
That trashy woman is such a CLAMBAKER!
Clambaker by Melissa Kelly OKeefe February 3, 2026
Clambaker used as a slang word- started in the 1950's, meaning- one that digs on their hands and knees for their dinner.
That clambaker is such a loser!
What a clambaker!
Clambaker by Melissa Kelly OKeefe February 3, 2026