Moostake 

A portmanteau of moustache and mistake.

It's used because the two are diametrically opposed. Moustaches are very good, and mistakes are very bad.

Dude: Last night you were mackin' on that sea cow, what a moostake.

Moostake by Brink Dogg July 13, 2009

Moistake 

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake

Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.

Moistake by fruityooty April 11, 2021

moostaka 

A pierced clitoris

She got a moostaka yesterday!

moostaka by Davo June 10, 2004

moustake 

bad facial hair

John's poor fashion sensibility was only emphasized by the moustake on his upper lip.

moustake by sevenpeople December 1, 2009

moistake 

A Moistake. When you plan on farting, but things end up a bit moister than first expected. Verbs: Moistaking, Moistaked, Moistaker

I went to a new fish house last night, and now I've been making moistakes all morning.

moistake by Moisty Fred October 21, 2014

moosetake 

What Bullwinkle would be making during hunting season if he ventured out in da open without wearing his orange neck-scarf.

If a member of da largest species in da deer-family made da "moosetake" of carelessly showing himself to a hunter, he might likely end up as "moosesteaks".

moosetake by QuacksO November 8, 2020