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instapissed

when youre in a good mood, and one small random thing makes you instantly pissed.
attempting to watch a "Of Mice and Men" video on youtube, but first having to watch an all spanish commercial....instapissed.
instapissed by atver28 September 7, 2011

Instapastor 

Instapastor
He has no congregation, he acts like a pastor on Instagram, he an Instapastor

Instapussy

When a girl is nice on socials, but when you see her isn't that nice
Bro: how was the meeting with that pussy?
You:bro, she wasn't nice, she was nice only on the social. She's an Instapussy
Instapussy by Nocappinn October 5, 2020

instapussy

Something that is so nice/fly/hot/pimpin/slammin/tight, whoever is in possesion of one will easily recieve a lot of attention from females.
That Lamborghini is instapussy
Potter is instapussy!
Those biceps are instapussy
instapussy by Orhan / Danny July 16, 2008

Instapissed

Things that make you immediately filled with intense rage make you instapissed. Or are instapissers.
1. Abortion is a topic that never fails to make people instapissed.

2. Thinking about her ex, made Edna instapissed.
Instapissed by B00mBoomBoy January 5, 2009

Instapussy

When your game is so on point you get pussy instantly. You need to wear PPG, or Pussy Protection Gear whenever you're around a chick you don't intend to boink.
Hey bro, have you heard about Tony?
Bro 2: Nah
B1: He's just straight chick magnet, yo! Like 10 times out of 10, when he approaches a hoe he gets instapussy!
B2: No way!
Instapussy by Therealguy23 February 7, 2022