Naturebate

Utilizing the forces of nature to masturbate (e.g. sensual river flows, voluptuous lichen patches, sultry hot springs, or deep holes in the ground).

Tom: "David, did you just skeet in the river?!?"

David: "Oh yeah dude, sorry. Every time I get in I'm overcome by the sudden urge to naturebate."

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where you decide for no apperent reason to go outdoors and masturbate.

this can be anywhere outside, not in any specific place.

"what did you do last night buddy?"

"I went outside to naturebate, it was awsome doing it whilst looking at the stars"

Naturebate by yogigypsy October 16, 2009

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Napturbate

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.

Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.

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Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

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to make a situation as a stereotypical african american would.
from roots nigger and exacerbate

"yo let's hit that up, dog." "You know you don't have to nacrebate your speech."

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person 1: Y'all are fighting like Natureblaze

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Man, I was super tired and horny last night so I decided to nasturbate.

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