Ass-Guard 

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

Ass-Guard by Candymannnn June 28, 2009

Ass-Guard 

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

Ass-Guard by Rylan Kinnin October 6, 2006

men who guard the ass fort 

your balls/nuts/huevos/testicles/etc

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."

men who guard the ass fort by Smapdee May 6, 2003

Ass gardener 

A person that wants to have sex with your butthole.

Hello, I am an ass gardener

Ass gardener by UISjackolope (Sphen) January 30, 2003

Garden ass 

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.

"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."

Garden ass by 13th May 24, 2013

assguard 

Something that guards your ass.

I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.

assguard by Hank McGuillicutty June 11, 2009

Assguard 

Assguard is a Norse mythological city

. Which has king known as Thor ( the god of hammer)

Assguard must fall.

Assguard by Raisones May 27, 2018