assguard 

Something that guards your ass.

I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.

assguard by Hank McGuillicutty June 11, 2009

Assguard 

Assguard is a Norse mythological city

. Which has king known as Thor ( the god of hammer)

Assguard must fall.

Assguard by Raisones May 27, 2018

Assguard 

Some sort of hemorrhoid prevention clinic

He went to Assguard today to check on his butt

Assguard by Theconsumerofworlds69 October 6, 2019

Assgard 

The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.

"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."

Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014

Ass-Guard 

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

Ass-Guard by Candymannnn June 28, 2009

Assgard 

The word the Grandmaster calls Asgard in the movie Thor: Ragnarok

"I need to get back to Asgard!". "Assgard"

Assgard by StunV2 June 9, 2018

Ass-Guard 

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

Ass-Guard by Rylan Kinnin October 6, 2006