Assguard

Assguard is a Norse mythological city

. Which has king known as Thor ( the god of hammer)

Assguard must fall.

by Raisones May 27, 2018

assguard

Something that guards your ass.

I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.

by Hank McGuillicutty June 11, 2009

Assguard

Some sort of hemorrhoid prevention clinic

He went to Assguard today to check on his butt

by Theconsumerofworlds69 October 06, 2019