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Grogochs were originally half human, half-fairy aborigines who came from Kintyre in Scotland to settle in Ireland. Resembling a very small elderly man, though covered in coarse, dense reddish hair or fur, he wears no clothes, but sports a variety of twigs and dirt from his travels.

He has the power of invisibility and will often only allow certain trusted people to observe him. He will scuttle about in search of young virgins to molest and potentially murder. He has been known to keep his victims heads as trophies and stores them in a jug of cream. (near his bed)
yo bitch, yo cherry aint been popped so watch out fo da damn grogoch for yo head wine up in da bucket o cream
grogoch by virgin protectora June 16, 2009
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Something you say when happy/win at a video game
Wins game yo grogchamp!
grogchamp by Elmoisalwaysthere July 19, 2020
Gross + cooch = grooch. A female with a very untidy, unclean, cooch/vagina. Most of the time the pubic hair is untamed, too long or dirty. Careless females usually have a grooch.
Damn! Did you see her grooch! And she wonders why it's been months since she's had sex.
Grooch by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Grogchino 

The nickname of a person who is dirty.
sebastian: jorge never showers.
jordan: i know bro, he a grogchino.
Grogchino by el frisky October 9, 2021

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd 

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd has a big cock
where you fuck something and take such an intense shit at the same time that you get a nose bleed
ye so like he saw this little fat porky pig and ran over and started grooching it brah it was so gay man shit and blood were like everywhere
grooch by tristan is win September 1, 2009
A simple deviation of the term PogChamp. Where a play on words turns the "pog" into "grog". This term for Grog originates from an intellectual user from AniList. This term deviation has since been coined and regularly used. This also follows the same ruling as Groggers. "Grog" can also subsequently replace the term "Pog" in any form of phrase.
Person 1: "I just made a review on Gakuen Handsom"
Person 2: "GROGCHAMP"
GrogChamp by TrapsAreGay. June 17, 2021