Niplomacy 

1. (adj.) skill in managing negotiations while having/interacting with someone who has hard nipples, so that there is little or no ill will or awkwardness.

Her hard nipples were so obvious I had to practice my niplomacy skills.

Niplomacy by Jton April 29, 2009

Bowing Diplomacy 

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

Bowing Diplomacy by knunchunks August 29, 2018

big bird diplomacy 

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.

I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.

big bird diplomacy by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

Trans Fat Diplomacy 

This is when the USA uses its most valuable cultural treasures (fast food) to influence other countries politically.

The USA changing the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries until France support the invasion of Iraq is just Trans Fat Diplomacy.

MacDonalds pulling out of Russia because they invaded Ukraine is just another example of Trans Fat Diplomacy.

Trans Fat Diplomacy by Buckles the Ork May 16, 2022

Sleuth Diplomacy 

The act of shooting a possible hostile instead of using diplomatic reasoning to avoid conflict.

The Leader of the country used Sleuth Diplomacy to avoid confrontation with his foreign peers.

Sleuth Diplomacy by sloothofsloofs July 28, 2009

ostrich diplomacy

When seemingly important overseas diplomatic talks are initiated to detract from what’s actually going on at home.

His repeated engagements in ostrich diplomacy is starting to wear a little thin.

ostrich diplomacy by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

irish diplomacy 

The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.

irish diplomacy.....

irish diplomacy by david36 November 11, 2008