Whittlesey 

A kinda shit town near Peterborough, Cambridge. Has too many hairdressers, fuck all to do and filled with Year 7s who breathed in some second hand weed smoke and now think that they are gangsters. Most of the boys and even some of the girls have the meet me behind mcdonald's haircut. Also, kids in their early teens/preteens shag in the park. (Also has a shit 'railway station' that's not long enough to fit a whole train in and you have to go to the front 2 carriages to get out)

Whittlesey's pretty shite, ain't it

Whittlesey by ThatRandomFangirl May 8, 2018

Whittlesey 

A place pikeys love to live

The small town in Cambridgeshire near Peterborough

Whittlesey by Ben Woodward December 12, 2003

whittlesford

The land of farmers and christians, just off duxford.
Anyone who doesn't read the whittlesford newsletter is branded a non-believer and/or satanist.

"Hey wanna go to the park?"

"Can't, it's whittlesford dude, we'll get crucified."

whittlesford by Haraju March 3, 2008

reed whittlsley 

silly little nerd,very goofy

that guy is such a reed whittlsley

reed whittlsley by howisbobbytaken April 24, 2023

Whittlesea Railway Station

2 small platforms claiming to be a railway station in the town of Whittlesey, Cambs, UK.
Only served by a train every 2 hours it's a joke of a service.
It features a 30 year old beach shelter, lights, gates and a sign.
Ample Parking though!
A whole train cannot stop there as the platform is too short.

Now arriving at Whittlesea Railway Station.
Please move forward to the front two carriages or you won't be able to get off!

Whittlesea Railway Station by mehman2k16 July 30, 2009

whittley 

She is a mystery, unlike any other and not easily defined she fits in every box and belongs to none.

That Whittley

whittley by anonymous November 24, 2021