authorita 

/ah-THOHR-uhTAH/ n. An aggressive and "cool" form of self-proclaimed authority. Coined by the character Eric Cartman from the television series South Park to express his delusions of grandeur.

Respect my authorita!

authorita by Raccoon April 23, 2006

authorita 

Self-arrogated power, most often used for its own sake. Authority gained for the specific purpose of abusing it. As noted elsewhere, coined and used most often by Eric Cartman, whom no sane adult or child would put in charge of even the most frivolous thing (see "authoritah").

Stan: Oh no, nothing's worse than Cartman with authorita!

authorita by Nuance April 23, 2009

Authority boner 

When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth

When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.

Authority boner by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017

authoritard

A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...

She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...

authoritard by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

ahorita

An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.

mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*

ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019

respect my authoritah! 

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

respect my authoritah! by the-jerk July 22, 2007

authoritah 

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).

"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

authoritah by Dev December 9, 2003