wunker 

1) a wannabe punker. simmilar to the word wanksta.

2) a punker who is of the new age punk..who has neither the talent nor shock value old punk has.

that band has no talent or skills...they just a bunch of wunkers!

wunker by j-la July 27, 2003

wunker 

short for Wannabe Punker

Good Charlotte are such wunkers.

wunker by jimbobjoeshmoecheesechickenmonkeyfriedpastramicheeseandpiewithle December 8, 2003

Anal Wanker 

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker

(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"

Anal Wanker by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019

Wankers Chalice 

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".

The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.

Wankers Chalice by Woms1 April 25, 2023

Wanker’s Sheen 

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.

Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?

Wanker’s Sheen by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020

Winkerpack 

Winkerpack refers the legendary wallstreetbets shitposter u/winkerpack himself. He is best known for making too much money but sometimes his moneys go down. Often times he proclaims his wish to expose himself sometime, but never actually does.

Winkerpack just bought more Waste Management shares to help stop his moneys going down

Winkerpack by SantaAnaRockstar August 14, 2021

wanker scab 

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.

I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.

wanker scab by OldLeech September 24, 2019