hackenberg

1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.

2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.

3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.

Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.

hackenberg by Superstar Max April 8, 2009

hackenberryflusterclutch 

Hackenberryflusterclutch is a word made up to put in place of the bad word (foul language) said by a child.

instead of saying "shit, fuck, asshole, " your mother would like for you to use this cuss word instead, "hackenberryflusterclutch"

Child :reaches for the pitcher of kool-aid in the refrigerator knocks off onto the floor, child: cusses and parent hears child and helps make up little kids cuss words.... Kid is almost 40 and still uses her cuss word, hackenberryflusterclutch, today.

hackenberryflusterclutch by queenielove77 October 9, 2016

Nico Hulkenberg 

A German Formula One driver who has driven in 2010, 2012 - 2020 with Williams, Force India, Sauber, Renault, and Racing Point. He has also competed in the World Endurance Championship, winning at Le Mans on his first attempt. Hulkenberg holds the record for the most Formula One career starts without a podium finish and has participated in 179 Grand Prix.

I hope Nico Hulkenberg can eventually win a Grand Prix or at least stand on the podium in the near future.

Nico Hulkenberg by 2Curvy March 18, 2021

Hackenburg 

To rack up a large tab, typically for some type of expensive entertainment, without intention of covering the tab oneself and no clear plan on how the tab will be covered until the event itself is underway - at which point other attendees are solicited for tab coverage until it is taken care of.

John: Dude, this bar tab is already $600. How are we going to pay for it?
Jack: Don't worry about it. Just hackenburg it - one of the other guys will pick it up.

Hackenburg by HowardV November 24, 2009

hockenberry 

honkey white male, usually of Southern descent, who is familiar with life in the 'hood.
Not a redneck , or a biggot, rather, chooses for himself who he shall hate.

Because he's a hockenberry, he understands what it's like to get dressed by candlelight because the light bill didn't get paid.

hockenberry by Buck Rainmaker November 26, 2006

Hockenberger 

The most amazing, wierd, people in the world. No one can get in the way of our wierd and know one can get in out way. Leave us alone or we will bitch slap yoy and go all bully on your butt. Have fun dealing with a Hockenberger!

Watch out or I will go all Hockenberger on you butt!

Hockenberger by Butthole101 May 18, 2016

Hülkenberg Syndrome 

A condition in which one consistently fails to achieve something, despite always being good enough for it.

Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.

Why do you keep on missing out on that prize?
Dude, I've got the Hülkenberg Syndrome.

Hülkenberg Syndrome by jat2021 August 11, 2021