Craigywoo

Craigywoo is a simple phrase which can be used out of context and can be said at anytime. But works at its best when within 2-5 metres from a lubrication poster.

Sam: Its that time again...
Josh: Lubrication..
Jonty: Craigywoo

Craigywoo by Bam West & Som Matton March 23, 2009

craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.

a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.

craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012

craigroom 

When Senator Craig was busted for transmitting signals for gay sex in a public bathroom (by tapping his toe next to the adjacent stall), he claimed that he always spread his legs when he sat on the toilet to keep his pants up. Therefore, "craigroom" means having enough space on the toilet to comfortably spread your legs.

"I like visiting your mother, but hate using her bathroom. There just isn't enough craigroom."

craigroom by MITJack October 11, 2007

Craigydon 

A fat guy who has snapped his banjo

That girls dad is a craigydon

Craigydon by Craigydon November 27, 2019

Craigeroo~

The most hilarious genuine guy alive. He may not seem like a catch at first but girls fall in love with him after a few drinks. Craigeroo~ has got the goods.

Craigeroo~ is my date tonight.

Craigeroo~ by Shy~Girl February 17, 2023