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When one cheats in the game Medal of Honor, this person is decreed as a cheaster and shall be deemed a douche for the rest of thine own life.

Ways to cheast:
1. SITTING ON THE HEALTH
2. Constantly interrupting battles between 2 people.
3. Constantly killing wounded warriors that were scavenged after a previous battle.
4. Continually picking up the bazooka.
5. Using the bazooka for your last kill.
6. I cant think of anymore.
"Torin you always cheast you douche."
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When you're so fat, your cheek just merges with your chest. That area is then called the "cheast". Similar to a "kankle".
Manda has a tatoo of a shamrock on her cheast.
Cheast by Geoff and Zach November 23, 2003
A poorly spelled version of cheats or possible chest.
Ricket: "Atreyu Jacobison, Bang, and BiG G have all written "cheast" in their definitions of Nilla, sexy man cheast, and rinx, respectively."

Cheddar: "What can I say? People are stupid."
Cheast by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
"the woman was carrying her cheast in a bucket"
cheast by edds. October 10, 2007

sexy man cheast 

one who has a deformed cheast and malesters pandas at the zoo they are found in most of africa rapping yellow monkeys also known as a gimpfucker or found at pre schools chasing the little boyz
sexy man cheast by bang July 28, 2003

Diablo the Cheater 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.
"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater?"

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.
Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"
Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021